These adverts are on the walls in Penn Station, to amuse while waiting for the train.
‘Cute guy on the subway was checking out the map behind you.'[if you happen to sit in front of the subway map… then when someone across the aisle tries to read it, it is as if they are intently interested in you.]
‘The City that never sleeps won’t let you either’
‘You can hear the construction over the sirens’
‘You could have sworn you read ‘downtown’
[This is what you tell yourself when you have made the wrong choice, gone down the wrong rabbit hole and found yourself on a train going directly opposite of what you wanted.]
‘New shirt, new coffee stain’