Picture this: a rectangular shaped soft side- 4-wheel-pet carrier. On the sidewalk being pulled along by a leash at the front, by a middle-aged woman. As it passes by and I look down, I see sitting in the center, with it’s head sticking out – like you see in movies of an actor sticking their head out of the top of a limo – is a long haired dachshund. No pasha had anything on him.