What’s Wrong with this Picture

Still in Brighton Beach.  After lunch, at a sophisticated and accessible pastry shop.  One shop of many and many were the choices of pastry.  Sweet dough filled with poppy seeds, ground nuts, rolled – filled with jams and fruit fillings.  More than could be easily resisted.  But this caught my eye.  There is not a fig that I haven’t met and identified.  I asked the lady, who was the proprietor, if those were indeed not dates.  No, she said, figgie, figgie.

No I countered, I believe those are dates, figgies are another fruit.  No figgie!  So I bought one to prove to myself: it had a date pit inside, so no figgie.  But if you are Russian speaking and have 10$ to give per pound, does it really matter?