There is a joke about the Dutch being cheap like the Scots. A charity ball in London, is attended by guests from both nations. The call for the checks of donations goes out, and the Scotsman faints. Before he hits the floor, eight Dutchmen catch him and carry him out.
-The posted sign on the city’s circular trash cans on the street corners state: not for home or business trash. This box, a good 24 x 36 inches is sitting on the ground right next to the cylinder waiting for the trash truck. Stripped of all shipping labels of course.
