Out of City Truths #6

#6.  Big fireplace Logs.  My apartment fireplace is sweet and more than adequate and gives off the glow of hearth with duraflame logs, but here, big, cumbersome-drag-them-up-from-the-basement where I helped stack them last fall logs are ___________.  They feel warm and just getting them up the stairs is an exercise in a number of areas which include, strength, balance, endurance and the knowledge that tomorrow I will have to do it all again.  For the next fire.