do I love this life, or what! When was the last time You saw Fels-Naptha at your grocery store. Or hung out the wash to dry and watch it flap in the wind. Of course there is the downside when the line snaps and the sheets and towels all fall to the ground, which fortunately was grass. That requires hanging the same wash twice, which just counts as double bending exercise. Although a few choice words were uttered. Or watched it rain so hard that the back 40 are a sheet of perpendicular water. But the subsequent rainbow over the valley below was huge and magnificent. Or matched the Kleenex box to the bedspread quilt in the guest room. I was at the store, actually looking for the suitable color when this nice older man came over. He said he too was looking for the best price and went on to do the math for me, which box came out to be the most sheets for the $1.39. I dared not tell him, that it wasn’t price I was debating over, it was the box cover that needed to be just right. None of them were, so i bought no tissues that day. At the wine shop in the big town north, they ask to see my driver’s license to enter my birth date. They have done that twice. The next time I am going to give them my ‘phony one’ which I use with regularity to keep the internet from having exact information on my identity. If that doesn’t work, will speak with the manager and explain my madness.