Traffic Choice

After my first attempt to obtain a safety inspection sticker for my car, which failed because I did not have the correct piece of paper – which the NY car dealer who sold me the car, said I did not need for PA.  Surprise, I did.  I asked the helpful garage owner which way was best to take to where I wanted to go.  Left or right?  ‘Well’, he says, ‘If you go right, you will have more traffic.  Left, less traffic more deer.’  Now what sort of choice is that!