Author Archives: The Chronicler

Another one of those ‘look up and see’.  Never noticed this building before.  One room wide, what is that like on the inside!

              …and I don’t know why it’s there.

…how is it possible in a living space the size of a thimble, to misplace a script?  I saw the book come in and I have not seen it since!

You may or may not know, that individuals who desire to remove vulgarity from their daily language use, often look for alternative phrases.  I thought this was a terrific example.  There are others that are equally funny, but I’ve never seen them used in adverts and nailed to a tree.

These are brand new, never worn, offered for sale in a very upscale boutique. Yes they do look as if they have been worn by a careless teenager for 3 months.  All one needs to complete the outfit are a pair of $495 ripped jeans.

On her way home in the afternoon, with two children in tow; she is ordering dinner from a take-out menu. By the time the bus gets to her stop and she to her apartment, it will be waiting with the doorman!

This one says it all.

$30 million dollars later, and the Lady – the Statue of LIberty which has been closed down since October 2011 reopens today, on July 4th.  Hoards of people and a $17 ferry ticket will be the price to visit on this momentous occasion. http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=9161196      

and it’s gone.  Refer to the posting of 25 June.  Now that’s spooky.