Something Wonderful

The street onto which I look out, is a somewhat busy street, as it takes traffic from the Holland Tunnel.  Well, a wonderful thing has happened.  The bike lanes have been changed and now run next to the curb.  That means that parking is 6 feet out from the curb. Then a left turn lane was added leaving only two lanes for traffic because the other side of the street is also for parking.  Since there are only two lanes for through traffic, FedEx, UPS and all delivery trucks take up one of the lanes for unloading, which means there is only room for one lane of traffic.  My outside window noise has decreased by 90%.   The traffic has rerouted itself to other streets.  In addition,  someone has complained about compliance and the bottles from the restaurant on the corner are no longer picked up at 5:30 a.m.;  now closer to noon.  It is as if I have moved to the Park.  Remember I have two huge trees outside my windows and now with the quiet… well the result is sure to be that my rent will rise.

 

Nearer My…

Attended ‘Maids” staring Cate Blanchett on Sunday afternoon.  Ordered tickets based on price.  Never have experienced sitting so ‘away’ from the performance. One had to consider a height phobia; it felt more like ‘flying’ and that we should be issued seat belts at that altitude.  A bit of planning – had opera glasses with me.  Was able to see the whites of their eyes with those.

The Aftermath

The company/management plumber, bless his heart, arrived about 10:15 pm Sunday night.  I had spoken with him on the phone, about an hour earlier. [ Someone in one of the other buildings had his number .] Since the crisis was over, he said, and he lived ‘out-of-town he would deal with it ‘tomorrow’.  I had asked him if he would try to get ahold of anyone in management to tell them we had a problem.  He said he would.  I understood his reasoning:  the water was subsiding as the man upstairs, with a little help from his friends mopped up his apartment. But surprise, he changed his mind and showed up. In between the times I had been emptying my pots and pans as they filled,  I had cleaned up all the ‘items’ dumped on my carpet, putting them in shopping bags and luggage, and placing them out of harms way.  As the water ceased to gush, and was becoming a mere trickle, I replaced the large towel and other containers with pots and pans.  Being able to wring the towels out in the bathtub, I could mop the floor.  I had at hand one of those t-shaped rubber scrappers one can use to wipe down glass or a windshield.  It was perfect.  The wood floors are poly glazed and it slid right over them and could be sponged up and squeezed out.  Remember we are not speaking of a house-sized kitchen, but rather an apartment sized one which is rather like the sleeping compartment on a train.  The larger rug and the 4 chairs – have no sofa- I could move around and away from the earlier streams.  So the larger rug escaped disastrous wetness.  On hands and knees I wiped up the bare floors.  Plus point: floors washed better than ever in the years I’ve been in the city.  In normal daily life, I use fans in my space to keep it cool. Now I turned them on the rugs and the furniture, left the ceiling lights on for heat and accessed what the damage was.  One small kitchen rug, rinsed off and hug over the shower curtain rod to drip dry.  Eventually hung it out in the hallway over the banister.  Also in the hallway I had thrown down USPS priority boxes that had become damp standing next to a dripping wall, and they took up some of the hallway water.  They acted like square lily pads in a pond.  The next rug was the 3+x5+ silk rug from Persia. It took a hit.  I rinsed it off too, but one end is stained brown.  Someone is going to have to step up to the plate to have that cleaned.  Went to the stairs and called up to the plumber as I heard his voice.  ‘This water”, I said, “is brown.  Am I dealing with sewage? Because if I am I will need to do another form of cleaning.’ ‘No’, he replied. “The brown is coming from the dirt between the floor and ceiling that is left after the rebuilding.  I am certain about that!”  And he went into a long explanation.  I had to agree it didn’t smell and it was clear like beef broth.

Monday, management came to see.  All I had to show for it was a receipt for 10 lbs of now clean and dry towels, the request for one rug cleaning and the painting of the ceiling in the kitchen, bath and sitting area.  Little could they imagine the streams of water, into the sink, over the gas stove and around all the ceiling spot lights.  Plus point two: my stove is wiped down to a fare-thee-well: the top, under the top, the oven, the bottom broiler, door edges and sides.  So the total aftermath: one clean apartment and an upstairs neighbor who said, after I had finished quizzing the plumber “I owe you big time.  I just smiled and said “yes you do.”

ps. This is the same neighbor who a while back, ordered up the call girl at 4 am  who ended up at my door.  He and I need to talk!

911

By now, you’ve had the experience where you hear a sound, a loud sound, and you know you should be able to identify it, but you can’t?  Last evening, had just finished a telephone call with ‘another ship’ – a friend who is traveling a lot this summer – and away as I have been for many weeks – and we have been ‘passing’ in the nigh- and walk to my kitchen/sitting area.  I hear a sound as I approach.  Now we are talking about a 10 foot stretch here, and as I move forward toward this sound, I look and see water streaming, literally streaming from the ceiling onto the rug on the floor.  I look.  I look again, and realize that I can’t quite take it in.  I’m that way when something is completely off the chart of my known experiences.  The first thing I do is remove the small persian silk rug that is absorbing all this liquid.  This of course wets my head, hair and back.  I toss it into the bath tub.  I open the oven where I store pots and pans and pull out a cooking pot and place it on the floor where the rug was.  Now it is dawning, there are multiple leaks coming from the apartment above.  I grab the pots and pans and spread them around on the hardwood floor, grab my phone and run up the stairs.  I bang on the door of the apartment above me.  No answer.  I continue to bang on the door.  Still no answer.  I run back down the stairs, through the hallway, past my door, down a second set of stairs to the main floor entrance where there is a ‘weekend’ number to call,  posted on the wall.  I call.  Get one of those persons where you try to explain this is an emergency of the first order, and all they want are the facts.  They also speak as slowly as possible because you are somewhat excited and they are going to calm you down by being slow and methodical.   All you want from them is to take the information as quickly as possible and relay it to wherever it has to go to stop the emergency.  He could have been lounging at pool’s edge for all the haste and effort he put into the taking of the information.  His final words are ‘I’ll pass it along”.  I run back up stairs into my apartment.  I enter the bathroom,  reach on top of my washer dryer unit, bring down the plastic container with towels and another with first aid stuff.  Dump the contents of both on the rug and start to spread the towels around along with the pans.  The water just keeps coming.  The pans are filling quickly, especially those on the gas stove top.  Another leak develops in the back of the sitting room, rush to it with towel and pan as it starts to drip on a chair.  And then a heavy leak starts to spatter in the sink. Thank God it is at least in the kitchen sink.  Thinking I am somewhat contained, I rush back up the stairs to the apartment above me.  I spare no one the noise.  I bang on the door as I am simultaneously calling out “HELLO, HELLO’.  I jiggle the door. Hard.  Locked and no answer.  I run back down the stairs, call the ‘weekend emergency number’ for a second time, inquire of mr. droll what he has done, and he won’t reply without taking all the same information all over again.  I ask “Are you going to get help or do I call the fire department’. to which he replies “I wouldn’t know about that’.  I figured he and I needed to part ways.  Unceremoniously I end the call and dial 911. It takes 5 or 6 rings – but who’s counting – and I get a sane female voice.  “What is the emergency? “Water is gushing through my ceiling onto my floor from the apartment above.  Do you send the fire department?”  “Yes” she says, “Hold on and I’ll connect you”.  In the seconds that it takes to connect me, I hear her say, “Yes they are on the line.” and know she isn’t speaking to me.  The fire department dispatch asks me my address, and mater-of-fact states they will come.  I set the phone down, out of the way of the rain fall, which is now gathering steam and making new paths down the apartment walls, the walls of the hallway and onto the hall floor.   I have propped open my door so that I can keep an eye on developing water ways.  Within five minutes, I see the flashing lights outside my window, as I am wringing out towels and emptying containers in the sink. I hear the buzz-in request.  I push the button and before I know it, a stream of firemen are coming up the stairs.  As the first one approaches my door, all I can say is “I’m too old for this”. as he looks at a bedraggled and haggard woman shoe deep in spattering water.  He exits and sloshes his way down the hall.  He is followed by a troop of men, and about the fifth one in line is carrying neptune’s staff.  I watch as the procession goes up the stairs.  They now bang on the door.  I call up to them, I have done that, twice already, no one is home. With the commotion of male voices, the residents that are home begin to show up in the upper hall.  I am #3.  #1,2,&4 aren’t home.  #5 is the one above me with the torrent, so #6 & #8 begin to gather.  Both couples.  The firemen are now ‘crowbarring’ the apartment above me.  What a din.  It takes them a number of rams and spears but the door opens.  I expected that they would at least find a passed out body, if not a dead one, but no one was home.  The toilet had been left running and was pouring it’s contents over the floor.  There was water everywhere.  Luckily the occupant is not a tidy person, so all the clothes and clutter on the floor helped absorb some of the water.  The firemen shut down the toilet.  Lock the door and troop again down the stairs to my door.  “Well, that stops the water.  That is all we can do.  We’ve locked the door.  Sorry we can’t help.” They proceed down the stairs and out the front door to their engine.   The four occupants of 6 & 8 spring into action.  One of them tries to call #5, but his mailbox is full.  They happen to have his number because he moved into where they once lived.  He is a pilot so no one knows if he is in town.  Texting works.  Between the other occupants many phone calls are made.  They try to track down, the super, another better number for management, the plumber, and anyone else they have on file that works for the company that owns the building in which we all live.   As they are doing this, the streams of water become thinner, the noise lessens and I can see that the deluge part of the event is over.  There is nothing more I can do but mop and wring out towels.  People come and go, and at one of the comings is an ashen face 40’s year old man who stops in his haste to give his name, says he is sorry and sprints up the stairs to his apartment #5.  I hear banging, more banging, and then suddenly one of the four is at my door, asking if he can climb through the window.  The door will not open with the key.  He is followed out the window by #5 who has returned and up the stairs of the fire escape.  A few second later I hear much banging upstairs, and then a knock on my window, which I have shut.  One of the 4 is back at the window to get in, as they can not get the door to apartment #5 open from the inside either.  By now it is 90 minutes after I first discovered my own personal Niagara and the water has stopped.  My damage is the entire ceiling, two walls, one small kitchen rug, a silk persian rug and a stack of towels.  I finish setting the fans, mopping and wringing and decide to call it night.  Because his bedroom had a threshold – which mine does not- my bedroom is safe and dry. I have a Dr’s appointment early morning, because I have limited movement in my hip.  Didn’t happen to notice it tonight.

Stripes

Originally I noticed the stripes of the railing, supporting the bench from falling backwards into the stairwell.

Then I saw three young women sitting there, not together, all in stripes.

Before I could blink, a fourth woman – she is the one standing- joined them.  And this was just a sampling of the day.

Why I Love Living Here

Left home at 9:00 to walk to Apple store, to keep appointment to install new operating system on this Mac.  Done, but not enough gb to run program.  Catch $5 taxi to 3rd party store to upgrade 8 gb.  Wait while this is done.  Catch subway to 14th street.  Meet friend for lunch.  Done.  Have audition in Union Square Park.  Done.  Go to Movie to see Eliane Stritch – Shoot Me.  Done.  Go To pedicure salon.  Home by 6:30. All with no effort, no car and I’m up and running.  May sound trite, but it is what makes my world go round.

Got the part.  So excited more on that later!!

A Diversion.. These are too good not to post.

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
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When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible, and they had the land.
~ Desmond Tutu
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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked.
~ David Letterman
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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb
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The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr.
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Wood burns faster, when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford
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Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.
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We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden
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The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts
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If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport
~ Jonathan Winters

What A Deal

This City has so many wonderful deals to make it possible to attend the theatre.  I had been wanting to see “Just Jim Dale’ at a discount. The only day offered by my go-to discount site was not a day I could go.  On Tuesday, I was looking for Wednesday.  There is a second site where one pays a yearly fee, and the tickets are then $9.00 for 2. That is not a typo- nine dollars for two for Broadway and Off Broadway And when you join, for your fee payment they give you free, two tickets to a Broadway show, always a great one.  Well tonight I paid $4.50 to see the great Jim Dale.  He has had a most varied career and he reviewed it this evening for 90 minutes.  If you ever listened to the Harry Potter Books, he did all 250+ voices in the book.  He has done movie voice over, written lyrics for songs such as “Georgie Girl” played in countless theatre productions and movies.  What a guy!